There is a new virus going around, called work. If you receive any sort of work at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a colleague…DO NOT OPEN IT.

Work has been circulating around our building for months and those who have been tempted to open work or even look at work have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.

If you do encounter work via email or are faced with any work at all, then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words Sorry…Im off to the pub. The work should automatically be deleted from your brain.

If you receive work in paper-document form, simply lift the document and drag the work to your garbage can. Put on your coat and skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order three pints of beer.

After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that work will no longer be of any relevance to you.

Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do not have anyone in your address book, then Im afraid the work virus has already corrupted your life.