17
Apr

Vocabulary test for the dirty minded

HOW CLEAN IS YOUR MIND?

I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All of the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way.

Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded:

What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?

What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

What can you find in a mans pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

Name five words that are each four letters long,end in u-n-t one of which is a word for a woman?

What does a dog do that you can step into?

What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you cant get one you can use your hands?

What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

What is it that all men have one of; its longer on some men than on others; the pope doesnt use his; and a man gives it to his wife after theyre married?

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ANSWERS:

(talk)

(legs)

(a twenty dollar bill)

(firetruck)

(bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)

(pants)

(fork)

(Almond Joy candy bar)

(grit)

(last name)

You people should be ashamed of yourself!

I know what you were thinking!

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