11
Jul

Walkin in a Doggie Wonderland

(sung to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland)

Dogs tags ring, are you listening?
In the lane, snow is glistening.
Its yellow, not white — Ive been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree?  Thats my fragrance.
Its a sign for wandring vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee, its my property!
Marked up as my winter wonderland."

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then Ill lift my leg and let it go, man,
So all the world will know its mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fence post,
flows my natural incense boast;
"Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth,
I mark it as my winter wonderland."

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