19
Aug

Wanna go to hell? (Offensive to Democrats)

A man who had raped 5 women, who had killed 10 men with his bare hands, who had molested 15 children and who had voted for democrats died. As per the age old practise the Satan let him choose the fashion in which he was to spend all eternity.

Behind this first door was the old familiar room with a floor of knobbed iron. As far as the eye could see, there were people standing on their heads. The iron knobs dug into their skulls and the man shuddered as he heard their pathetic moans of pain. Not for me, he said, and slammed the door.

The second door as again you know was leading to a vast room with more people standing on their heads, this time on a hard wood floor, rife with splinters. The man backed away from the cries of pain and slammed this door as well.

Finally, with sinking heart, the man opened the third door. Here an entirely different sight met his eyes: In this room Mr. Clinton was having a jolly good time naked in bed with Julia Roberts. This is great, The man thought to himself I would love to do this

So he turned to the Prince of Darkness and told him this was his choice. The Devil smiled some more and pushed the man into the room, turned to Julia and said This man has chosen this room Julia, so you get to leave this room now to make way for this man. Lucky you!

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