So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?

The guy says, Buddy, Im six feet, 210 pounds, an ma names Billy Joe. You see the guy on the other side of you? That theres Bubba. Hes 225 pounds of solid muscle and hes a redneck. And the boy next to him? Mikes a trucker who weighs 295 and hes a redneck, too. Now, do you still want to tell your redneck story?

The fella says, Naw, youre right. . . Id hate to have to explain it three times!