21
Nov
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
BEER: Its not just for breakfast anymore.
So youre a feminist…Isnt that cute.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
All men are idiots….I married their king.
IRS: Weve got what it takes to take what youve got.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Reality is a crutch for people who cant handle drugs.
Out of my mind…Back in five minutes.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.