21
Nov

WANTED: Meaningful

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

BEER: Its not just for breakfast anymore.

So youre a feminist…Isnt that cute.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

All men are idiots….I married their king.

IRS: Weve got what it takes to take what youve got.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Reality is a crutch for people who cant handle drugs.

Out of my mind…Back in five minutes.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

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