George Washington, Abe Lincoln and Osama are on an airplane.
Washington takes a quarter, drops it out of the plane and says, This is for my country.
Lincoln takes out a penny and drops it out of the plane and says, This is for my country.
Osama takes a bomb and drops it out of the plane and says, This is for my country.
They land and Washington sees a girl crying and he asks her why. She tells him that she was hit in the head with a quarter and then Washington apologizes.
Then Lincoln sees a boy crying and asks him why. He says that he was hit on the head with a penny and Lincoln apologizes.
Then Osama sees a boy cracking up and he asks him why. The boy replies, Daddy farted and then the house blew up!