22
Feb

Water, Water!

A man was crawling across the Desert dying of thirst, when a camel raced up and stopped. An Arab jumped down opened a suitcase and said, Would you like to buy a tie?

No, said the man, I need water, do you have water?

No, said the Arab, No water, but I do have a wonderful selection of ties.

He rode off, and the unfortunate man continued crawling across the hot sand until he came to a beautiful Hotel. He crawled up the steps, crying Water! Water!

The Manager approached him and said, Im sorry Sir, you cant come in here without a tie!!!

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