6. Write a program that plays the Smurfs theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again.

7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.

8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.

9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you dont know.

10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.