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167. Put out a plate of cookies at night. Tell your roommate that theyre for the Sandman. Take a bite out of one of the cookies while your roommate is asleep. The next morning, accuse your roommate of having bitten one of the cookies. If he/she tries to tell you the Sandman did it, insist that you know what the Sandmans teeth marks look like and that those are, in fact, not the Sandmans teeth marks. Grumble angrily and storm out of the room.