15. Leave Santa a note, explaining that youve moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.

16. Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that youre sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.

17. Leave out a Santa suit, with an attached dry-cleaning bill.

18. Paint hoof-prints all over your face and clothes. While hes in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like youve been trampled. Threaten to sue for personal injury.

19. Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs.

20. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, This neighborhood aint big enough for the both of us.