We Can Fix It

A computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer are driving down a mountain road when the brakes fail. They scream down the mountain gaining speed every second and screeching around corners. Finally they manage to stop, more by luck than by judgment, mere inches from a thousand-foot drop to the jagged rocks on the valley floor. More than slightly shaken, they emerge from the car.

I think I can fix it, says the computer engineer.

The systems analyst says, No, I think we should take it into town and have a specialist examine it.

The programmer holds his chin between thumb and forefinger and says, Okay, but first I think we ought to get back in and see if it does it again.

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