Write on the bottom of shoes

Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote Help on the bottom of the grooms left shoe and Me on the bottom of the right shoe. So when he knelt down for his vows, the entire congregation saw it. Of course, this will only work if he must kneel with back to congregation (i.e. Catholic wedding). Make sure you get it so that it is readable with the shoes side by side, left to right, toes toward the floor. Do this far enough in advance so that the paint is dry before the groom wears the shoes to avoid damaging carpets.

Besides Help Me, other possible message to write on the soles are (with varying degrees of cruelness): Left Shoe (Im With) Right Shoe (Stupid [pointing arrowhead]); Left Shoe (Quick, Call 911!) Right Shoe (Never Mind, Im Doomed!)