27
Feb

Were you drinking?

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, Sir, I couldnt help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?

The man gets really indignant and says, Officer, I couldnt help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?

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