17
Mar
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from some sales and a large sack of flour when all of a sudden these highway men held them up and robbed them of everything.
A few minutes later the farmer exclaims, Were ruined, all the moneys gone and theres no flour for bread!
His daughter says, No, papa, I hid the money in my you-know-what.
The farmer said, Youre a good girl, but if your mamma was here –
she could have saved the sack of flour as well!