A true story:

The scene:

After a family meal one night, 3 generations of the family are sitting around
chatting. A 4 year old is sitting on her grandfathers knee.

4YO: Grandpa, can you make a noise like a frog?

G: What?

4YO: Can you make a noise like a frog?

G: Why do you want me to make a noise like a frog?

4YO: Well, last night Daddy said that when you croak we can all go to
Disneyland.

Luckily the old man took the comment in good humor.