Q: What do little ghosts drink?

A: Evaporated milk.



Q: Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

A: Because people are dying to get in.



Q: When do ghosts usually appear?

A: Just before someone screams.



Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?

A: How do you boo, sir? How do you boo?



Q: Whats a ghosts favorite breakfast?

A: Ghost toasties with booberries.



Q: Whats soft, moldy and flies?

A: A spoiled bat.



Q: What did the policeman say when a black widow spider ran down his back?

A: Youre under a vest!



Q: What happened to the monster that took the five oclock train home?

A: He had to give it back.



Q: Why did the monster salute his vegetable soup?

A: He looked in his bowl and saw a kernel of corn.



Q: What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?

A: A dead ringer.



Q: What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?

A: Id like to get to gnaw you.



Q: Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?

A: Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares.



Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?

A: So they can fight knights.



Q: Where does Dracula keep his valuables?

A: In a blood bank.



Q: How does a witch tell time?

A: She looks at her witch watch.



Q: Where can you see a real ugly monster?

A: In the mirror.



Q: When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

A: When youre a mouse. Q: Why did the monster eat the caboose? A: The locomotive told him to Choo, choo.



Q: Whats the best place for a mirror?

A: In a graveyard. It can double your mummy.



Q: What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A: A holy terror.



Q: Why do witches think theyre funny?

A: Every time they look in the mirror, it cracks up.



Q: How do mummies hide?

A: They wear masking tape.



Q: What would you find on a haunted beach?

A: A sand witch.



Q: Who has a broom and flies?

A: A jelly-covered janitor.



Q: What time would it be if five demons were chasing you?

A: Five after one.



Q: Why dont skeletons like parties?

A: They have no body to dance with.



Q: What did the bat say to the witchs hat?

A: You go on ahead. Ill hang around for a while.



Q: What if you crossed a rabbit with a wolf?

A: Youd get a harewolf.



Q: What happens when a flying witch breaks the sound barrier?

A: You hear the broom boom.



Q: What goes Oob, oob!?

A: A witch in reverse.



Q: How do you make a milkshake?

A: You sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell Boo!



Q: What happens to a fast witch on a slow broom?

A: She flies off the handle.



Q: Why do demons hang out with ghouls?

A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend.



Q: Why did the other kids have to let the vampire play baseball?

A: It was his bat.



Q: What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?

A: Put your boos and shocks on.



Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?

A: See you n