08
Apr

What I Want in a Man

What I Want In A Man, ORIGINAL List

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1. Handsome

2. Charming

3. Financially Successful

4. A Caring Listener

5. Witty

6. In Good Shape

7. Dresses with Style

8. Appreciates the Finer Things

9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises

10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover





What I Want In A Man, REVISED List

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1. Not too ugly

2. Doesnt belch or scratch in public

3. Works steady

4. Doesnt nod off while Im emoting

5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes

6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear

8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids

9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down

10. Shaves on weekends




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