Heard this one Sunday night on KGO radio (someone called in with it):

A couple who have been married for 20 years is preparing for bed when the
following conversation takes place…

She: Honey, if I die before you, would you remarry?

He: Thats a morbid question!

She: No, I really want to know.

He (pauses to think): Yes, I suppose after a decent amount of time I might
remarry.

She: Would she live in our house?

He: Well, the mortgage is almost paid off – would you really expect me to
move?

She: Would she wear my mink coat?

He: You know I paid $3,500 for that coat – would you really want me to
sell it for a loss?

She: Well, would she drive my BMW?

He: No. Absolutely not. She doesnt know how to drive a stick shift!