An Indian dies and goes to Heaven. As is the custom he is met at the pearly gates and taken for a tour. He finally lands in Gods room. In front of God is a huge console with many red lamps.

Every time, his guide tells him, anyone lies on the Earth these lights flash.

Just as they spoke, all the lights on the console beginning to light up like crazy.

The Indian is puzzled. So many lies at the same time? he asks.

Yes, says his guide, there is an election rally in New Delhi.