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Apr

What is Marketing ?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, I am very
rich. Marry me!
Thats Direct Marketing
Youre at a party with a bunch of
friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says, Hes very rich. Marry him.
Thats Advertising. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone
number. The next day you call and say,
Hi, Im very rich. Marry me.
Thats Telemarketing. Youre at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you
walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her
bag after she drops it, offer hera ride,
and then say, By the way, Im very rich
Will you marry me?
Thats Public Relations. Youre at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, You are
very rich…
Thats Brand Recognition. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, Im rich.
Marry me She gives you a nice hard
slap on your face.
Thats Customer Feedback

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