18
Aug
Additional Jokes From "Riddles"
- Why do Giraffes have long necks?
- What has six legs, red eyes, and green stuff coming out of its nose?
- Why are there fences around cemetaries?
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
- What did the fish say when he swam into the brick wall?
- Blonde On Either Side
- What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?
- Why did the Clintons send Chelsie to a private school?
- Who has long silky hair, voluptuous tits, and lives in Wisconsin?
- What has six tits, five front teeth and weighs 973lbs?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- When is a piece of wood a king?
- What fashion trend do priests follow?
- Why did the turkey cross the road?
- What do you call a dog with no legs and steel testicles?