09
Nov

What Men Say/What Men Mean

What guys say… …What they mean…

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It is just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and shell have her

legs around my head.



Shes kind of cute I want to bang her till I am blue



I dont know if I like her She wont blow me



I need you My hand is tired



I had her I had (wet dreams about) her all

week



I really want to get to know you …so I can tell my friends about

better it



How do I compare with all your Is my penis really that small?

other boyfriends?



Youre the only girl Ive ever You are the only girl who has not

cared about rejected me



I want you back …for tonight anyway



Weve been through so much together If it was not for you, I never

would have lost my virginity



I miss you so much I am so horny that my roommate is

starting to look good



No, I do not want to dance right now Shoot! Shell know that I have a

hard-on



The break-up should not start I want to have sex a few more times

for another 24 hours



I am different from all the other I am not circumsized

guys

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