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Apr

What Nationality was Jesus?

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Jewish

He went into his fathers business
He lived at home until he was 33
He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Irish

He never got married
He was always telling stories
He loved green pastures

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Puerto Rican

His first name was Jesus
He was bilingual
He was always being harassed by the authorities

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Italian

He talked with his hands
He had wine with every meal
He worked in the building trades

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Black

He called everybody brother
He liked Gospel
He couldnt get a fair trial

Three Proofs That Jesus Was A Californian

He never cut his hair
He walked around barefoot
He started a new religion

Three Proofs That Jesus Was A Woman

He had to feed a crowd, at a moments notice, when there was no food
He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didnt get it
Even dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

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