What Tax?

This kid walks into the pharmacy: Ive a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you could fix me up for it.

What do you want? Well, its a hot date, man. A sure thing? You know… What do you want? I need some protection, alright??!?! What size? Size? I dunno… Whatever is considered average I guess. Thatll be $

2.35 including tax. Tacks?! Tacks?! I thought they stayed on by themselves!

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