1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders
2. Instead of an hourglass icon youd get an empty beer bottle
3. Occasionally youd bring up a window that was covered with a hefty bag
4. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of Ahh-ight or Naaaaa
5. Instead of ta-da the opening sound would be dueling banjos
6. The Recycle Bin in Winders95 would be an outhouse
7. Whenever you pulled up the sound player youd hear a digitized drunk redneck yelling Freebird!
8. Instead of Start Me Up the Winders95 theme song would be Achy-Braky Heart
9. PowerPoint would be named ParPawnt
10. Microsofts programming tools would be Vishul Basic and Bishul C++
11. Winders95 logo would incorporate the Confederate Flag
12. Microsoft Word would be just that: one word
13. Instead of latte carts wed have grits carts
14. New Shutdown wav: Yall come back now, Yah hear?
15. Instead of VP, Microsoft big shots would be called Cuz
16. Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans-Am
17. Microsoft Office replaced with Micrasawft Henhouse
18. Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver
19. Well, the first thing you know, old Bills a billionaire
20. Speadsheet software would include examples in inventory dead cars in your front yard
21. Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor Pull Simulator
22. Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates
23. Instead of asking where do you want to go today? its more like Hey mister, can I ketch a ridein the back?
24. Free eraser to erase the scribbble marks off the screen when using the NotePad
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Nov
Additional Jokes From "Seasonal / Holiday"
- Seasonal Medical Report
- 12 Bugs of Christmas
- Teddy Kennedy the Red Nosed senator (adult)
- What do you call someone who kills people in the morning?
- Combating Santa Ridicule
- The very different children
- Cursing Problem
- I think Santa Claus is a woman….
- Redneck
- Preparation for parenthood
- Childishness at Christmas time
- A Genealogists Christmas Eve
- Removing of a tattoo
- How the Angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree
- PROOF: Santa Claus Does NOT Exist