Whats your order? (adultish)

A guy goes into a restaurant and looks over the menu. After a few minutes, the waitress comes to the table and asks the guy what hed like.

Id like a quickie.

The waitress blushes and says, Thats not funny, sir. Now, what would you like to order?

Id really like a quickie.

The waitress slaps him hard and storms off angrily.

Another customer, overhearing the conversation, leans over and says to the guy, Um, I think that its pronounced quiche

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