…when faced with a difficult decision, you begin searching frantically for a Save Point.
…whenever youre confused, you check the guidebook to see what to do next.
…if youre about to get into a fight, you try to look up your opponents HP.
…youre always peering into seemingly empty corners in search of hidden Draw Points.
…your dating policy is: if you arent polygonal, you arent my type.
…you think that large facial scars make people look intriguing.
…you tape a squirt gun onto your pocket knife, and go after your sisters iguana.
…you can pronounce words like @*#!!, ****
and … … ….
…when you laugh, you really do say mwa ha haa, and it actually frightens people.
…your collection of homemade Final Fantasy costumes arent just for Halloween.
…you have constructed a perfect replica of Clouds Buster Sword.
…you have to work out constantly, because that Buster Sword is just as heavy as it looks.
…you feed your pet cockatiels Zeio nuts in hopes of getting a gold one.
…your cockatiels can talk, but all youve taught them to say is wark.
…your parrot, whose cage is next to the TV, knows the lyrics to Eyes On Me by heart.
…you practice sinister facial expressions
in front of the mirror.
…facial hair on men is a turnoff.
…when your boss mispronounces your name, you threaten to rip his lungs out.
…you refuse to go to the circus, because youre deathly afraid of clowns.
…you laugh like Kefka.
(Uweeheeheeheehee!)
…you are arrested at the zoo for trying to sit on the ostriches.
…you never sleep in your bed—only in a small, square tent on the floor.
…youre depressed, because you know the only real men with silver hair are old and wrinkly.
…the hairspray company has started blocking your calls, because they are tired of you asking them to put Sephiroth in their commercials.
…when someone bothers you, you say s