When I take a long

When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

When I dont do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesnt do it, hes too busy.

When I do it without being told, Im trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same, that is initiative.

When I please my boss, thats brown-nosing.
When my boss pleases his boss, thats co-operating.

When I do good, my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong, he never forgets.

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