When I was in the military…

A chief and an admiral were sitting in the barber shop. They were both just
getting finished with their shaves–the barbers were reaching for some
aftershave to slap on their faces.

The admiral shouted, Hey, dont put that shit on me! My wife will think
Ive been in a whorehouse!

The chief turned to his barber and said, Go ahead and put it on. My wife
doesnt know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.

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