When Mother Teresa died she went straight to heaven.
Upon her arival
St. Peter informed her that theyve been expecting her.
She was the given her Angel wings for all the great work she did on earth
and her angel Halo.

Later on that day Mother Teresa was walking around heaven when she saw Princess
Diana with an even bigger Halo!.

Teresa got pissed off, and went to see St. Peter, and asked After all of
my years sacrificing for the poor and the needy, I get a Halo this
small.
But Diana only took a couple of pictures with some stupid landmind kids
and got an even bigger Halo than me.

St. Peter replied, Thats not a Halo… Thats the steering wheel…