A game warden stops a duck hunter at the end of a days hunt and asks to check his birds. The hunter says, Sure, go right ahead.

The warden picks up the first duck puts his finger up its ass and smells it and says, This is a Utah duck. Do you have a Utah license? The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his Utah license.

The warden picks up the second duck puts his finger up its ass, smells it and says, This is a Wyoming duck. Do you have a Wyoming license? The man shows him his Wyoming license.

The warden then picks up the third duck sticks his finger up its ass and says, This here is a Colorado duck. Do you have a Colorado hunting license? The hunter shows him his Colorado hunting license.

The game warden says, You sure do carry a lot of hunting licenses with you. Where you from anyway?

The hunter drops his drawers bends over and says, Youre so damn smart, you tell me!