Jamie and Suzie were walking down the street pushing their dolls in doll strollers. Jamie -
Where did you get your baby?
Suzie -
The Sears Catalog.
Jamie -
How much did it cost?
Suzie -
Twenty-five dollars.
Jamie -
How long did it take?
Suzie -
About three weeks. How about you, where did you get your baby?
Jamie -
The JC Penny Catalogue.
Suzie -
How much did it cost?
Jamie -
Ten dollars.
Suzie -
How long did it take?
Jamie -
About five weeks.A short time later, they passed a woman pushing a real baby in a stroller. Being curious, they asked the woman where her baby came from.
I got my baby from the General Hospital.
Jamie -
How much did it cost?
Woman -
About a thousand dollars.
Suzie -
How long did it take?
Woman -
Nine months.The woman continued down the street away from the girls. After a few minutes, Jamie says, I dont know about you, but I think she got screwed.
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