Where theres a will…I want to be on it.

Its lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Dont drink and drive…You might hit a bump and spill it.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Be nice to your kids…They will pick out your nursing home.

Always remember youre unique…Just like everyone else.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Eschew obfuscation.