Who has got the longest penis?

A man goes into an empty bar and orders a beer, and as hes walking around he sees a table about 6 x 4 with some lines marked 6-10 from one edge.

Next to each line there are initials. So the man says to the bartender What are all those marks on that table?

Its a game the locals play, they pull out their dicks, stretch them a far as they can and mark a line.

This man is hung like a horse and reckons he can beat all the lines hes seen and asks if he can have a go, sure came the reply.

As he pulled out his dick its a clear winner by about 3. He starts to mark his line down when the bartender said: No mate, the locals start from the other side

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