A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice say seductively Youve got great hair! The man looked around but couldnt see where the voice was coming from, so he went back to his beer.

A minute later, he heard the same soft voice say Youre a handsome man! The man looked around, but still couldnt see where the voice was coming from.

When he went back to his beer, the voice said again What a stud you are! The man was so baffled by this that he asked the bartender what was going on.

The bartender said Oh, its the nuts–theyre complimentary.