Whose the boss

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The

> brain

> > said, I should be Boss because I control the whole bodys responses and

> > functions.

> > > >>The feet said, We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and


> > him where he wants to go. The hands said, We should be the Boss


> we

> > do all the work and earn all the money.

> > > >>And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes


> > finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the

> > asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself


> > and refused to work.

> > > >>Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the

> > feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.

> > > >>Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so

> the

> > motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss

> just

> > sat and passed out the shit.

> > > >>Management Lesson?

> > > >>You dont need brains to be a Boss – any asshole will do.

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