The following are comebacks to that annoying question Why Arent You Married Yet?

You havent asked yet.

I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.

Because I just love hearing this question.

Just lucky, I guess.

It gives my mother something to live for.

My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole.

Im still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.

Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?

Im waiting until I get to be your age.

It didnt seem worth a blood test.

I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.

Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.

My co-op board doesnt allow spouses.

Id have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.

They just opened a great singles bar on my block.

I wouldnt want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.

I guess it just goes to prove that you cant trust those voodoo doll rituals.

What? And lose all the money Ive invested in running personal ads?

I dont want to have to support another person on my paycheck.

Why arent you thin?

Im married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.

(Bonus reply for Single Mothers)
Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.