Why Being a Prostitute is Better than Being a Computer Consultant

You get to choose your clients
Hotel, etc. expenses are directly billed
You actually receive that high hourly rate clients are paying for you.
No dress code
Close client interaction at all times
You are working nights anyway
Finally a way to fit exercise into a tight schedule
Continual feedback – every two hours or so
Not tied down working with a team (unless you want to be)
Either way you are still getting screwed

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