Cats purr. Dogs drool.
Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when theyre horny.
Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.
In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to a dog owners
choking on saliva during morning wakeup licks.
Cats always land on their feet. Dogs just wont let you throw them.
Cats will wait until youve read your morning paper before tearing
it to shreds.
Cats look cute sleeping on the TV. Dogs just crash right in front of the
screen.
Fewer cat owners suffer from Flappy Tail lacerations than dog owners.
No one has ever had to Beware of the Cat.
Cats bury their crap. Dogs dig up others.
Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch.
Why do you think they call it, Dog Breath?