28
May

Why Chanukah is better than Xmas

Theres no Kathy Lee Gifford Special.


Eight days of presents


No need to clean the chimney.


Theres no latke-nog.


Burl Ives doesnt sing Chanukah songs.


You wont be pressured to buy Chanukah Seals.


You wont see, Youre a Putz, Charlie Brown.


No barking dog version of I had a Little Dreidel.


No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards.


Latkes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes.

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