Why Chanukah is better than Xmas

Theres no Kathy Lee Gifford Special.

Eight days of presents

No need to clean the chimney.

Theres no latke-nog.

Burl Ives doesnt sing Chanukah songs.

You wont be pressured to buy Chanukah Seals.

You wont see, Youre a Putz, Charlie Brown.

No barking dog version of I had a Little Dreidel.

No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards.

Latkes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes.

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