You can GET chocolate.
If you love me youll swallow that has real meaning with chocolate.
Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate wont mind.
Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called
nasty names.
The word commitment doesnt scare off chocolate.
You can have chocolate on top of you workbench/desk during working
hours without upsetting your co-workers.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
You dont get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
With chocolate theres no need to fake it.
Chocolate doesnt make you pregnant.
You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
Good chocolate is easy to find.
You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
With chocolate size doesnt matter; its always good!
You can fondle chocolates in a supermarket.
…and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
Chocolates can get away any weekend.
With a chocolate you can get a single room.
…and you wont have to check in as MRS. Chocolate.
A chocolate will always respect you in the morning.
You can go to the movie with a chocolate … and see the movie.
You can have as many chocolates as you can handle.
Chocolates stay hard for a week.
You only eat chocolates when you feel like it.
Chocolates wont write your name and number on the mens room wall.
Chocolates wont ask: Am I the best? How was it?
Chocolates wont ask about your last chocolate…
…or speculate about your next one.
A chocolate will never make a scene because there are other chocolates
in the refrigerator.
A chocolate wont mind hiding in the refrigerator when your mother comes.
No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh chocolate.
Chocolates can handle rejection.
Chocolates can stay up all night…
…and you wont have to sleep in the wet spot.