10
Apr

Why computers are better than women

A computer can wait forever for you.
A computer doesnt compare you with its past users.
A computer doesnt get calls from its past users while youre logged in.
A computer doesnt mind how excited you get.
A computer doesnt tell you how completely terrific its past users have been.
A computer is big in all the right places.
A computer never forgets your birthday.
A computer wont ask, Are you in?
A computer wont ask, Is there another computer?
A computer wont even talk about marriage.
A computer wont fall in love with you just because you have sex.
A computer wont get bitchy if youre slow to respond.
A computer wont grade you on how much you send it.
A computer wont look through your checkbook.
A computer wont mind how many other accounts you have, or if you keep getting new ones.
A computer wont say, Lets just be friends.
A computer wont shave with your razor.
A computers maintenance personnel dont cross-examine you every time you log in.
Computers are easy to turn on.
Computers are ready when you are.
Computers are very responsive.
Computers arent into finding out how far youll go to keep your account.
Computers do everything you tell them to.
Computers dont care about age differences.
Computers dont care if youre married.
Computers dont get pregnant.
Computers dont get upset if you use other computers.
Computers dont insist on foreplay.
Computers dont make you meet their parents.
Computers dont mind if you share them with a friend.
Computers dont mind spending hours on the phone with you.
Computers dont play head games unless you ask them to.
Computers never ask you to call them in the morning.
Computers never have headaches, or take rain checks, or have a curfew, or have that time of the month.
Computers wont mind if you dont like their friends.
If you dont like the feel of one terminal you can easily switch to another in less than a min.
Size doesnt count to a computer.
The average computer session lasts four hours.
With a computer, you never have to say youre sorry.
You can log into several computers at once.
You can turn off a computer.
You can visit a computer any time you like, and itll be up and ready for you.
You dont have to tell computers you love them.

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