Why did the accountant cross the road?

Here are the top 10 responses:



1. To open a consulting practice.



2. What else does an accountant do for fun?



3. To count the chickens.



4. Because the lawyers were on the first side.



5. It was April 15th and the bar was on the other side.



6. So he could charge the client for travel expenses.



7. The client told him to.



8. Because thats what was done in the prior year.



9. To bore the people on the other side.



10. Because he just broke GAAS on the first side.