24
Apr

Why e-mail is like a male reproductive organ

Eleven reasons why e-mail is like a male reproductive organ

Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
Those who have it think that those who dont are somehow
inferior.
Those who dont have it may agree that its neat, but think its
not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
Many of those who dont have it would like to try it, a phenomenon
psychologists call E-Mail Envy.
Its more fun when its up, but this makes it hard to get any real
work done.
In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information
vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think thats the only
thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.
If you dont take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.
If you use it too much, youll find it becomes more and more
difficult to think coherently.
We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual
size and influence warrant.
If youre not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a
lot of trouble.

…And the number one reason why e-mail is like a male reproductive organ:

If you play with it too much, you go blind…

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