20
Apr

Why E-Mail is like the Penis

Some folks have it, some dont.

Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.

Those who have it think that those who dont are somehow inferior.

Those who dont have it may agree that its neat, but think its not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.

Many of those who dont have it would like to try it (e-mail envy).

It can be up or down. Its more fun when its up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.

In the past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think thats the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.

If you dont apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses.

If you use it too much, youll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.

We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.

If youre not careful what you do with it, it can get you in a whole lot of trouble.

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