Why fishing is better than sex….

You dont have to hide your fishing magazines.

Its perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to fish with

you once in

a while.

Your fishing partner doesnt get upset about people you

fished with long


Its perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger.

When you see a really good fisher person, you dont have to

feel guilty

about imagining the two of you fishing in boat


If your regular fishing partner isnt available, he/she

wont object if

you fish with someone else.

Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you fish

by yourself.

You can have a fishing calendar on your wall at the office,

tell fishing

jokes, and invite co-workers to fish with you

without getting sued for


There are no fishing-transmitted diseases.

If you want to watch fishing on television, you dont have

to subscribe

to the Playboy channel.

Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner for the

rest of your life.

Your fishing partner will never say, Not again? We just

fished last week!

Is fishing all you ever think about?

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