Why God created Eve

10. G-d worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because he knew men would never ask directions.

9. G-d knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote because men dont want to see whats on television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on television.

8. G-d knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when the seat wore out and therefore would need Eve to get one for him.

7. G-d knew that Adam would never make a doctors appointment for himself.

6. G-d knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.

5. G-d knew that if the world was to be populated there would have to be someone to bear them, because men would never be able to handle it.

4. As Keeper of the Garden Adam would never remember where he put his tools.

3. The scripture account of creation indicates that Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when G-d caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone. He only ends up getting himself in trouble.

1. When G-d finished the creation of Adam, he stepped back, scratched his head and said, I can do better than that.

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