28
Jul

Why God Never Received Tenure at Any University

He had only one major publication.
It was in Hebrew.
It had no references.
It was not published in a referred journal.
Some even doubt He wrote it Himself.
It may be true that He created the world– but what has he done since?
His cooperative efforts have been limited.
The scientific community has a hard time replicating His results.
He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning
the subjects.
When subjects did not behave as predicted, he deleted them from the
sample.
He rarely came to class, and told students to just read the Book.
Some say He had His Son teach the class.
He expelled his first two students for learning.
Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed
His test.
His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.

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