10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.7. You dont have to compliment the person who gives you so me.6. Its O.K. when the person youre with fantasizes youre someone else, because you are.5. Forty years from now youll still enjoy candy.4. If you dont like what you get, you can always go next door.3. It doesnt matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.2. Less guilt the morning after.1. You can do the whole neighborhood.